Dr Ruth: So Harry how are things going? (note to self: never ask a sheep this question).
Harry: This year is great as us sheep have never run out of new (and imaginative) ways to end our lives. What with liver fluke, clostridial disease, worms…….
…….not to mention the more imaginative drowning (preferably in shallow water), head stuck in ring feeder (at side of public footpath), starvation (even when silage / concentrate / roots are available). Being frightened into a heart attack by imagining a dog is going to attack us. It’s all go for us sheep thinking these things up!
Dr Ruth: Just suppose for a minute that you might not want to end it all. Perhaps you could eat our lovely hogg blend and do something useful with your life.

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